I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
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Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
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No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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