I want to have your abortion
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
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