Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Randomize
