But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
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All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
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so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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