can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
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Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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