He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Dicks are not precious.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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