The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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