Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
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Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
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Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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