Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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