She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
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Someone shattered a urinal.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
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I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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