Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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