We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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