PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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