he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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