he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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