Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
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"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
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he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
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