He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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