that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
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