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(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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