The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
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There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
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He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
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