I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
did you just send me my own nude
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
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