Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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