yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I don't want my vagina anymore.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
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