Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
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Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
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You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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