i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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