All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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