He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
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While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
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Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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