Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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