I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
no. you can't hotbox the world.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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