Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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