i would punch a child for taco bell
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
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