My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
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I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
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Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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