forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
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i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
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It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
I will pee on everything he values.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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