I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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