ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
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His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
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I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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