If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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