I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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