i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
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She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
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I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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