3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
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