We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
I'm having to shit out rocks
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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