Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I'm just crazy horny about you
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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