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  they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.

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• (806): View more from Texas

  Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.

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  23 Times Kids Said the Harshest Things

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• (903): View more from Texas

  He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.

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• (914): View more from New York

  Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell

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• (214): View more from Texas

  COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.

  (480): View more from Arizona

  I told you I would

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  I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend

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• (214): View more from Texas

  They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Tiny.

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  I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.

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