they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
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He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
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They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.