she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything