I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.