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(702): View more from Nevada

Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...

(1-702): View more from Nevada

ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha

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(713): View more from Texas

you win again, gameday.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.

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(309): View more from Illinois

And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.

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(480): View more from Arizona

omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.

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(404): View more from Georgia

Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.

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(303): View more from Colorado

Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.

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(727): View more from Florida

I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.

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