seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
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We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
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No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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