Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
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You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
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We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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