BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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