Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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