Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
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