He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
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Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
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At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
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