I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
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