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(563): View more from Iowa

his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?

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(815): View more from Illinois

The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.

(928): View more from Arizona

wow.

(815): View more from Illinois

But it's a REALLY good back rub.

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(214): View more from Texas

Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.

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(970): View more from Colorado

My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!

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(815): View more from Illinois

I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.

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