Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
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this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
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my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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