Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
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I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
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Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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