They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
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come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
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What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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