so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
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