New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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