Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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