I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
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my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
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Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
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