i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Randomize
