I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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